How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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