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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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