A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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