what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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