HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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