- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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