- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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