What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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