What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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