How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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God is real.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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