- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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