A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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