- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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