"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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