what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Jesus Christ

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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