Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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