- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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