In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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