- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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