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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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