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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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