Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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