- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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