- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

I will create more jobs for americans

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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