Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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