- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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