- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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