- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Japan

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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