what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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SEX

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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jews

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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