- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Jesus Christ

Yellow People !!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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