- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

men's rights activists

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Who is big and stupid My brother

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

The child was fired from his job.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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