Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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