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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Michael Brown

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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