- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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