- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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