- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

i like turtles

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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