- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is your name? My name is Jeff

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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