a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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