- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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