- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A van drives into a car.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Death by kayak

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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