- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

123 f*ck off

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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