- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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