- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Knock, knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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