Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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eoin burgin is fat

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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