What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Potassium? K.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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