- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A guy walks into a bar

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A man goes to the potty.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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