Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

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