Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

So a bar walks into a man...

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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