- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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