Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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The New York Giants

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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