- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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