- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Justin Bieber.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Japan

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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