- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

whats hairy and crys your mom

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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