One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

time to spruce up!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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