Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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