- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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