- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

kennah campion when she talks

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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