Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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