- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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