- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

there once was a black man who played basketball

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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