binladin walks into the american seals

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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