- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

salad days!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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