- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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