What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

poopy is poopy

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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