- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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