What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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