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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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No your aunties a joke

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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