Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Justin Bieber

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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